Monty Python's 'Life of Brian' Sounds
Scene 15 - Scene 31

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Scene 15
Nasty, eh? 3K
Crucifixtion lasts hours,it's a slow horrible death. Well, at least it gets you out in the open air 19K
Weirdo!! 4K
Big nose!!!! 3K
Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion's a doddle. Don't keep saying that. 12K
We'll be back, oddball. 8K
You haven't given us time to hide 6K
Scene 16
He's making it up as he goes along. No, I'm not! 8K
Master? He's Gone! He's been taken up!! For he's been taken up!!! No, there he is 20K
Scene 17
His shoe! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example. What? Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot 22K
The shoe is... No. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. 12K
Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem! 10K
Scene 18
Owwww, my foot!!!! 5K
Oh damn damn damn!! 9K
I was blind, now I can see!!!! 8K
I am not the messiah!!! 6K
How shall we f*ck off oh Lord? 6K
Scene 19
Go away!!!! 4K
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!! 10K
You're all individuals!!! Yes, we're all indivduals!! 17K
Yes!! We are all different!!! I'm not 12K
Excuse me. Yes? Are you a virgin? I beg your pardon!! Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, Piss Off!! 45K
You're f**king nicked me old beauty!! 9K
Scene 20
Well Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money. A what? 11K
I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels 12K
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith. 11K
Scene 21
We've got to get up off our asses and stop just talking about it. Here, here!! 14K
This is a complete waste of time 7K
This call for immediate discussion 7K
Scene 22
Crucifixtion? Yes. Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each 15K
Crucifixion? Ah, no. Freedom. Hmm? What? Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then. Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. 34K
Scene 23
I shall welease Woger!!! 10K
I shall welease....Wodewick!!! 7K
Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth! Oh, no. Oh. Ah. Good idea, Biggus. Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler 19K
Scene 24
It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it? 7K
Get a move on big-nose, there's people waiting to be crucified out here!! 11K
Scene 26
Crucifixion party. 'Morning. Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good, straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders, and, if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam,... Ohhh.'ll be there in no time. 45K
You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards! 19K
Scene 27
All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,... 36K
Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away. Yes, sir. 12K
Scene 28
Get a move on, there! Or what? Or you'll be in trouble. Oh, dear. You mean I might have to give up being crucified in the afternoons? Shut up! That would be a blow. Wouldn't it? I wouldn't have nothing to do. 33K
Scene 29
We've got lumps of it 'round the back 10K
Scene 31
A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section. It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two. 17K
Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. 14K
All right! All right! All right! We'll soon settle this! Hands up, all those who don't want to be crucified here. 21K
Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee. 11K
'We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.' 27K
You stupid bastard!!! 7K
Suicide squad.....attack!!! 10K
Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care 11K
Always look on the bright side of life (whistling) 20K
The ENTIRE 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' song in .wav format (3 minutes and 27 seconds long) 407K

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