Monty Python 'Live at the Hollywood Bowl' Sounds

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Colin 'Bomber' Harris has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! 21K
Brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world's first ever combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing. 23K
I want a last supper with one Christ, twelve disciples, no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid! Bloody fascist! 29K
That's not the point. There are twenty-eight disciples! Too many? Well, of course it's too many! 16K
That's the problem. What is? The disciples. Are they too Jewish? 15K
Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo? What kangaroo? No problem, I'll paint him out. I never saw a kangaroo! Uuh...he's right in the back. I'll paint him out! No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. 27K
Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples and one Christ! One?! Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it? 43K
Is this the right room for an argument? 5K
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy,would it? 8K
Is your wife a goer,eh, know what I mean,know what I mean,nudge,nudge, say no more. 14K
Oh, wicked, wicked, you're wicked, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge? Know what I mean! Nudge nudge, nudge nudge? Say no more!! 23K
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, 'I drink therefore I am' 11K
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you,too 21K
Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blow-job? 10K
Do you get wafers with it? Of course you don't get F**king wafers with it, it's a f**king albatross 16K
Shut your festering gob, you tit.Your type makes me puke you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert 17K
Good evening ladies and Bruces 5K
Well sir, I have got a silly walk 8K
You can put in the hands of your attorney, but it'll never stand up in court 9K
Albatross!!!! 5K
Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!! 10K
The Entire Bruces Philosophy Song 127K
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum! 6K
All right! Now, the reason we do this, ladies and bruces, is frankly over here we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe! Making love in a canoe? It's f*cking close to water! 37K
Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules. Rule 1: No poofdas!! 13K
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all...if there's anybody watching 17K
Rule 3: No poofdas!! 6K
Rule 4: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking 12K
Rule 5: No poofdas!! 6K
Rule 6: There is NO Rule 6!! 10K
Rule 7: No poofdas!! Right, that concludes the reading of the rules Bruce 11K
There's a dead bishop on the landing 6K
The Church Police!! 8K
What fish you got that isn't jugged then? Rabbit. What, rabbit fish? Yes, it's got fins. Is it dead? Well, it was coughing up blood last night 29K
Well, that was really horrible! Oh, you're always complaining 11K
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. 14K
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day 15K
The ENTIRE Lumberjack song (2 minutes and 47 seconds long) 407K
What a silly bunt 4K
Morning, I'm Bounder of Adventure. Hello, I'm Smoketoomuch. Well, you better cut down a little then. 14K
Oh, look, this is futile. No it isn't. Look, I came here for a good argument. No you didn't, no, you came here for an argument! 13K
Well, I mean, you're a man of the world squire. Yes. I mean, you've been around a bit, eh? You've, uhhh, you've done it. What do you mean? Well, I mean, I mean like, you've uh, you've slept, with a lady. Yes? What's it like? 47K
It's 'Being Hit on the Head' lessons in here. What a stupid concept! 8K
Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart. Strawberry tart? Well, it's got some rat in it. How much? Three. Rather a lot really. 23K
I always wanted to be a lumberjack!!! 12K
We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! 13K
When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! Luxury. 17K
44 competitors from 29 different countries, all of them with the most superbly weak bladders. Not a tight sphincter in sight. 21K
We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens. 14K
the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. Watch for the top Australian champion Ron Barnett in the second lane. [Whistle] [Splash] Well, we'll be bringing you back here the moment they start fishing the corpses out. 42K
Nevertheless, I advise you to in future to replace the words 'Crunchy Frog' with the legend 'Crunchy, raw, unboned, real, dead frog' if you want to avoid prosecution. 27K
After a bit all I could do was bang me gavel. 7K
NASA agreed to limit the number of nuclear tests in Granny's little house to two on Thursdays and one on Saturdays after tea. 22K
Well, no one leaves this show empty-handed, so we're gonna cut off his hands. 13K
The Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytic ethics, Kant by the categoric imperative is holding that ultimologically possessed only in the imagination and Marx is claiming it was off-side! 30K
They're a typical Hollywood audience! All the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates! 15K
The wicked wolf was shot by security guards. [bang bang] 12K
It's a fair cop, but society's to blame. Agreed. We'll be charging them too. 11K