Fawlty Towers Sounds

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The Fawlty Towers theme song 67K
No, I don't want to debate about it. If you're not over here in 20 minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day. 17K
Anybody do French food? Yes France I believe they seem to like it there. The swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. You'd better hurry the tide leaves in 6 minutes. 22K
Drunk! Soused! Potted! Inebriated! Got it? 9K
Have a nice day dear. Don't drive over any mines or anything. 12K
Oh what is it now, can't you leave me in peace? 7K
I'm sorry, did I say something funny? 4K
Polly, I'm afraid we've abandoned the idea of the topless afternoon tea. So if you wouldn't mind changing before you go in where people may be trying to eat. 18K
Hello, Fawlty Titties 11K
Yes well I've got another call. Mmmmmm, well keep your pecker up. Bye 10K
I fought in the Korean War you know. I killed four men. He was in the Catering Corp. He used to poison them. 24K
You know something? You disgust me! I know what people like you get up to and I think it's disgusting. 16K
Well to be perfectly blunt you've had a very good time at our expense, hmmmm. I mean I think you know what I mean, hmmmm. I mean you had a very, very good time. Haven't you? Well not here you don't. Oh no, thank you and good night. 25K
Why how was I suppose to know?!?! Why didn't you tell me, you half-wit. Why didn't they tell me. You can't blame me for this. 14K
Oh, brilliant!! Brilliant!! Is that what made Britain great? 'I'm so sorry I made a mistake.' 17K
She's a fine woman .. Mrs. Fawlty. No, no. I wouldn't say that. (laughter) No. Nor would I. 17K
Your wife shouldn't leave you with strange women. Well, I wouldn't call you that strange. (laughs) Mr. Fawlty, you're so charming. Oh, only a little. 21K
Shut-up, you silly tart!! Go away!! My wife will hear us! This is your wife. (door opens) Oh what a terrible dream. 28K
I'm not satisfied. No we're not satisfied. Well people like you never are, are you? What? There's nothing I can do would please a pair like you short of putting straw in the rooms. 27K
Ahh hello Mr. O'Reilly. How are you this morning? Oh good good, no rare diseases or anything? Oh I do beg your pardon, I'm Basil Fawlty you remember, the poor sod you do jobs for. 30K
And if you give us anymore trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress! 11K
Has is got a breeze? Has it got a breeze? Well, is it airy? There's air in it! 17K
I learn it from a book 5K
I've never seen anything like it in my life. My God! 7K
Nice to share a moment like that, isn't it dear? It's what marriage is all about. I know, I read it on the back of a matchbox 15K
Oh, I see, it's my fault, is it? Oh, of course! 10K
Oh dear. Oh dear. How sad. Hmmmm 11K
Don't say anything to anybody, but he's dead. Ahhh, shot, was he? 14K
This Basil's wife. This Basil. This smack on head 11K
Are we ready? I think we are, yes 6K