Bicycle Repairman Sketch

Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!

Boy: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.

Bicycle Repair Man: Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man. But how to change without revealig my secret identity?

Superman 1: If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!

Bicycle Repair Man: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!

Caption: FLASH!

Supermen 1-3: Bicycle Repair Man, but how?

Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

Superman 3: Is it a church warden?

Supermen 1-3: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

Superman In Need: MY! Bicycle Repair Man! Thank goodness you've come! Look!

Alter Saddle!

Superman 2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!

Superman 1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

Superman In Need: Oh, Oh Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?

Bicycle Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Supermen 1-3: Our Hero!

Voiceover: Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!

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